A little tongue in cheek humour for a manic Monday before Christmas!!
So if HR really did run Christmas, I bet you think it would go a little something like this…
The elves would spend their time chatting about Santa’s remuneration package and abundant holidays. Rudolph would be pulled over on suspicion of DUI and sent for counselling. Santa would be sent to wellbeing classes and retrained on Elf and Safety! God would rest “ye merry gentle people”, and the three kings would be one king, one queen and a eunuch. Charades would require a competency based assessment system, linked to a 360 and feeding into a chocolate reward strategy!
And sprouts would be compulsory! Ha ha ha
Happy Christmas from a very Christmassy HR office @HRREV!